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- Happy Birthday From Your Favorite Financial Burden
- Class Of 2020 (wrapping paper)
- Congrats On Your Graduation, Now Get A Fucking Job
- Congratulations, Shit Just Got Real
- Significunt, A total cunt who thinks they're important
- Sorry I Flipped The Bitch Switch
- I Am Sorry Coronavirus Ruined Your Birthday.
- A Fuck Must Be Earned
- Dad You're My Hero(wrapping paper)
- I Dont Need Google, My Dad knows Everything
- Dad, Thanks For Putting Up With My Crap
- Dads Are Hard To Buy Gifts For
- Here's A Cup Of Calm The Fuck Down
- Be Considerate Bitches
- Please Do Not Confuse Your Google Search With My Medical Degree
- Please Dont Blow Out Your Candles Too Hard
- Happy Birthday Poo Face
- Made It Together Another Year Without Killing Each Other, Happy Anniversay
- Here's To Another Year Of Putting Up With Each Others Shit, Happy Anniversary
- From Your Favorite Child (Wrapping Paper)
- Whatever Life Throws At You ,At Least You Dont Have Ugly Children
- Mom, Thanks To You I'm A Bitch
- You Make My Fanny Flutter
- Obligatory Shit Present (Wrapping Paper)
- Your'e Fucking Awesome (Wrapping Paper)
- Use Me Hand Sanitizer
- Fuck Corona Hand Sanitizer
- I Wish You Happy Birthday With All My Butt
- Poo (wrapping paper)
- Note To Self
- Stay The Fuck Away From Me
- Happy birthday From One Fantastic Bitch To Another
- Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall, So Here's A Card
- Fuck Off! I'm social distancing
- Birthday Bitch (Wrapping paper)
- Fuck You (Wrapping paper)
- Bootylicious (Wrapping paper)
- I Fucking Love You (Black wrapping paper)
- Choose Your Birthday Gift
- Another Year Closer To Death- Happy Birthday
- Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch
- Happy Birthday Bitch
- Antistalking, Exhaustipated, Askhole, Dejapoo
- Tick Tock Beer 'O Clock
- Relax , Sip , Drink And Chill
- Dont Fuck Up The Table
- You've Obviously Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Shit
- I Cannot Be Held Responsible For What My Face Does When You Speak
- After This Coffee, I'm Off For My Morning Poo
- My Pen Is Huge
- Let's Play A Game Off Fuck Off, You Go First
- What Fuckery Is This?
- I'm Not A Boss Bitch, I'm A Boss, Bitch
- I Fucking Love You (Red wrapping paper)
- Fuck Off (Wrapping Paper)
- Warning- My Sense Of humor May Hurt Your little Feelings
- Fuck Off, Hi
- First Coffee Then I Might Give A Shit
- Shuh Duh Fuh Cup
- Boss Bitch
- Fueled By Caffeine Sarcasm and Inappropriate Thoughts
- Doctors, Can't Fix Stupid But We Can Sedate It
- People Say I'm Condescending (That means talking down to people)
- Fuck The Fucking Fuckers
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